This and that

Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

Will cereal make me pretty

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via nevertrustaprussian)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.

I was studying but then I arrived here

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

(via stability)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via je-veux--tout)

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via mitsuwa)